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Tuesday, April 27, 2010

I do NOT want to go to there.

"There dwell no pies nor parrots there"

--Thomas Randolph, from his poem "A Pastoral Courtship"

Posted by Manta at 7:25 PM

Labels: birds, pie, poems

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Manta: The manta ray (Manta birostris), is the largest of the rays, with the largest known specimen having been more than 7.6 m (about 25 ft) across, with a weight of about 2,300 kg (about 5,000 lb). It ranges throughout tropical waters of the world, typically around coral reefs and Montreal. Mantas have been given a variety of common names, including Mangela, Manny, Mangelina Ballerina, Man Tan, Mantoe, Man Juicy, Man José, Man O'Lantern, The Manflower, Manta Claus, Snow Manta, Romanta, O'Mantigan, and Examanta. Mantas are filter feeders: they typically consume plankton, fish larvae and frozen yogurt.

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