Tales from the Crypt

And by "crypt" I mean my 2nd grade journal.

10/5/95

Once I dreamed...

Once I dreamed it was holloween. I was a black cat. I was trick or treating and I saw a wich riding on her broom stick. I saw a skeliton and it was dangling from a tree. I heard a wolf howl.

Pumpkins suck!

But vampire bats don't. True fact. Look it up.

Impressive Feet

This is just about the easiest kind of joke.

Also, Tessa, I think we were talking about J.K. Rowling.

Catastrophe

Farewell dear, sweet computer. You will be missed. 

Let's just say it's a really good thing I love my cat so damn much.

Maritime Morsels

Trader Joe's really knows how to appeal to my snacking sensibilities.

Mulan makes everything better

No really. I would even go so far as to say that it is better than "Eye of the Tiger" as far as training montage songs go. This song got me through the worst hikes in the Honduran jungle; apparently it was the soundtrack to my sister's college application process. And it helped me and my mom set up at our two shows on the road. Thanks, Donny Osmond and Co.!

For your viewing pleasure:

*Also, Mom I apologize in advance for whatever complaints you will have about how I drew you (they always complain). I just can't draw that well, is all.

*Also, also: this is the last of the show-related comics. Next up: ALL NEW TOP SECRET PROJECT!!!!! (maybe).

The Huntin'est

Fact.